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The problem about being a programmer...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Mar 27, 2014.

chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

Rules are for the guidance of the wise, and the blind obedience of fools. - unsourced

To deny your oppressor's, or your own humanity is to descend into barbarism. - V. Chelloveck

Survival is a battle for the mind...mainly one's own. - V. Chelloveck

A beautiful idea founded on faulty reasoning is like a turd wrapped in gold foil, tinsel and glitter. Neither are wholesome if swollowed whole! - V. Chelloveck

What is a religion, but a cult with a larger following and a veneer of respectability. - V.C.

chelloveck, Mar 27, 2014

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Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

That IF statement just is so....... ambiguous, except in logic!!

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
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Dunerunner, Mar 27, 2014

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Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

IF THEN ELSE....

"I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery "- Thomas Jefferson

"Those who surrender freedom for security will not have, nor do they deserve, either one." - Benjamin Franklin

"Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less."- Robert E. Lee

"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny." - Thomas Jefferson

"If the Constitution and the Union established by our forefathers" were "restored" then there will be no truer supporters of that union and that Constitution than the Southern people. Every brave people who considered their rights attacked and their Constitutional liberties invaded, would have done as we did. Our conduct was not caused by any insurrectionary spirit nor can it be termed rebellion, for our construction of the Constitution under which we lived and acted was the same from its adoption and for eighty years we have been taught and educated by the founders of the Republic and their written declaration which controlled our consciences and actions."(General R.E. Lee)

Mike, Mar 27, 2014

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VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

I don't see what the problem is.
Maybe his mom is going through menopause or sumthin'

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Mar 27, 2014

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