17 celebs have all pledged to flee the States in the event of a Trumpocaplyse

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by stg58, Sep 7, 2016.

  1. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Man if they carried through on their threat to move to Canada it would GREAT for the USA but would Canada accept them or would are friends in Canada consider it an act of war with these clowns doing as mass invasion..
    By the way Babs Streisand said during an interview with Australian TV that she will move to Australia or Canada if Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.

    These 17 celebs have all pledged to flee the States in the event of a Trumpocaplyse, and given their inherent status and privilege, they actually have the potential to put their money where their anti-Trump mouths are. See which stars are vowing to become expatriates — and who is claiming they'll leave Earth altogether—below.
    Miley Cyrus, Jon Stewart and 15 More Celebrities America Will Lose If Donald Trump Wins



    Miley Cyrus, Jon Stewart and 15 More Celebrities America Will Lose If Donald Trump Wins
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Don't let the Door Hit you in the A$$ on your Way out of the Country.......
  3. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Other than George Lopez I wouldn't miss them. Especially the few I've never heard of. [afro]
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  4. Gaowlpoop

    Gaowlpoop Monkey+

    I'll help buy them a one way ticket.
  5. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    I call BS. Not one of them will do a damned thing but piss and moan. Sure, they may visit but they visit other countries all the time.

    Johnny Depp didn't move to France when Bush was elected, neither did Eddie Vedder, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand or Robert Altman leave the country. To his credit, Pierre Salinger did, in fact, move to France. I have no idea who he is, but he did move so good on him.

    It's a publicity stunt and it's as empty as their heads. I like movies, I like seeing some of the actors in Hollywood act but I don't give a damn about their politics. Shut the F*** UP and entertain me.

    Jon Stewart is smart, witty and funny and The Daily Show died the day he left. Even though he's a screaming, raving liberal, he at least called the liberals out when they were being just too damned stupid to survive on their own. The rest...die in a hole.

    ETA - Here's the list btw:
    Lena Dunham - Who?
    Raven Symone - You sucked in That's So Raven and you haven't gotten any better "with age"...be gone!
    Miley Cyrus - Bye
    Cher - You're still alive? Bye
    Whoopi Goldberg - Not gonna miss you, bye
    Rosie O'Donnell - Hasn't been funny since Standup Spotlight 20 YEARS AGO! Bye
    Samuel L Jackson - Mother F(#$er get out of my Mother F(#$ing country...In a plane...with snakes on it! Bye Mother F(#$er
    Neve Campbell - Bye
    The Reverend Al Sharpton - Is that now his legal name? Just curious. Please, PLEASE leave. Bye
    Jon Stewart - Good luck on that rocket trip. Bye
    George Lopez - Really haven't been funny for about 15 years. Bye
    Chelsea Handler - Who?
    Eddie Griffin - Who?
    Chloe Sevigny - Who?
    Natasha Lyonne - Who?
    Omari Hardwick - Who?
    Spike Lee - I hope you do move, and I hope Wikileaks or some other organization publishes your new address on the internet for all to come see like you did for someone else a few years ago (while priming the "kill whitey" pump). A$$hole. Bye
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2016
  6. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Darklight , glad i got your point .

    Don' t push your unwanted up here ;)

    Funny, a bunch have come up already , but they are trying to immigrate, they are not Syrian so , they have competition .
  7. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    How about walking the walk and move to Somalia, well anywhere in Africa I bet they would do well with the Nigerian scams...
    They ain’t going anywhere Canada and Australia have standards if you have ever had a drunk driving conviction you can't go to Canada without jumping through many hoops which take months and a few $$$.
  8. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Canada has always gotten the best from America, ever since the Revolution.
  9. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Much the same groaning and whining came from some conservative celebs when Obama was elected/re-elected....I don't think any of them followed up with their threats/promises to emigrate either....the following meme is pertinent to conservative celebs vowing to emigrate, should Hillary be elected as POTUS....

    Edit: Who knows who will be the prime minister of Australia in November, 2016. There exists the remote possibility that The Mad Monk (aka Tony Abbott) may yet engineer a palace coup by the Liberal/National Party coalition's right wing by then.

  10. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    Wow...those are some really good reasons to vote for Trump (if the idea of President Hilliary isn't enough for you)...
  11. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    How about we charter them a plane, tell them it's to Canada, but instead send them to one of their socialist paradises like, say, Venezuela...
  12. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    @BTPost and @DarkLight REALLY wish I could "like" yer posts more than once...

    I'm all in. I got the first $2,500.00 towards air fare.
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Better yet, put it on autopilot and let it run out of gas over the Sargasso Sea.
  14. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    I was going to say , just send it up with a half tank of fuel .
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  15. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    Why waste a perfectly good airplane?
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  16. Seepalaces

    Seepalaces Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Or Venezuela with your buddy Maduro?
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  17. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Sometimes there just has to be some sacrifices .
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  18. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Sheesh, you guys lack imagination....you can pack 30-42 (or possibly more) pax in a Waco CG 13 military glider....

    Ditch the glider at the drop of point and return to base for additional celebrity sorties.....just make sure that Ted Nugent is on the glider to somewhere near Kandahar (Maybe he'll appreciate what he missed by avoiding the draft for the two way rifle range in Vietnam!)...No need to sacrifice a perfectly good tug aircraft ;)

    Waco CG-13 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Military glider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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  19. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Ehhh.. I dont know who most of those are & the ones I do know... fall under my " good riddance " policy
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  20. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Leave? OMG!!!:eek:
    Still trying to think of why I would even care.
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