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Annual Physical

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
    the nurse starts with certain basic items.
    "How much do you weigh?" she asks.
    "115," she says.
    The nurse puts her on the scale.
    It turns out her weight is 140.

    The nurse asks, "Your height?"
    "5 foot 8," she says.
    The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".

    She then takes her blood pressure
    and tells the woman it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" she screams,
    "When I came in here I was tall and slender!
    Now I'm short and fat!"

    ;) I sent this to my doctor...but you ought to see what HE sent me! :shock:
  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    LOL. So, what did your doctor send to you? [peep]
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'm dang near embarrassed to post it..and that's bad for ME! :rolleyes: ;)

    I may put it in the Infreno.....I told him...you really expect me to let you do my "annual" stuff after sending me that???? [ROFL]

    We'll see....oh what the hell..I'll post it....Blame Dr T......
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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