A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. the nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure and tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" I sent this to my doctor...but you ought to see what HE sent me!
I'm dang near embarrassed to post it..and that's bad for ME! I may put it in the Infreno.....I told him...you really expect me to let you do my "annual" stuff after sending me that???? We'll see....oh what the hell..I'll post it....Blame Dr T......
