Bird Boy of Illinois

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Meat, Nov 12, 2018.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    My friend grew up in this same area and knew Marlon. Although he wasn’t a witness he said this was no hoax. Way too many credible witnesses. What do you think about this tale? Have you seen anything without a logical explanation? :D
    The Mythic Child-Stealing Thunderbirds of Illinois
    Edited the link. Hope this is ok.
     
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  2. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    That's a virus link
     
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    A 4.5 foot bird? I cannot even imagine that.
    I thought that maybe the dog was scared of the bird but then a 4.5 foot bird? That just seems unbelievable
     
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  4. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    A. "Prehistoric or mythic creatures" have been found several times over the last couple centuries.
    B. With all the chemicals and pollution in the wilderness, mutant giantism is a real possibility.
    All myths have their basis in fact.
     
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  5. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    That mite have been a Florida mosquito.
     
  6. Tevin

    Tevin Monkey+++

    This story sounds like BS.

    And I'm pretty sure the average 10 year old boy weighs more than 56 pounds as the article states.
     
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  7. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Thanks, @Meat . [afro]
     
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  8. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++



    Mite be true golden eagles are bad news also there's a a eagle in the jungle that kills and eats monkeys a small kid would fit into that category.
     
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  9. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

     
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  10. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Bird boy, tree man...you may have something here....
     
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  11. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Next, y'all will be claiming the Tree Octopus ain't real!! :eek:
     
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  12. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    I can believe it exists.

    Mother Earth throws out some doosies from time to time.

    A recessive Gene in modern eagles may occasionally crop up.

    An exotic bird owner might have lost something from God knows where.
     
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  13. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Like this?

    Thunderbird-Tombstone.
     
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  14. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    The story in the OP sounds like a couple of huge buzzards. Maybe animal carcasses have been scarce, and the mutant birds are really hungry. This can cause normally shy predators to hunt larger than normal prey.
    We won't know til somebody downs one and we see the corpse.
     
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  15. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    BS I call BS
     
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  16. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    My insider says the boy was teased unmercifully all throughout his childhood. Many bar fights as he got older due to bird noises directed his way. Seems to me like a peculiar thing to hoax. The whole neighborhood would have to be in on it. Strange strange tale. :D
     
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  17. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    IDK, I have seen an American Bald Eagle that stood over 3 feet tall and had he still had both wings, would have had a span of close to 8 feet! Don't know if said eagle is still alive, but he had company of other eagles that were almost as big. This was at the Clackamas Raptor Sanctuary in Oregon City at the Community collage campus!

    Edit: They have moved to Eugene and expanded operations and have larger space for more birds of prey!
     
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  18. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

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