California thinking?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Merkun, Nov 10, 2020.


  1. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Bruce lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist.

    He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence,

    global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing

    stories that occupy media headlines.



    Bruce drove his car into his garage and then sealed every

    doorway and window as best he could. He got back into

    his car and rolled down the windows, selected his favorite

    radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.


    Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his

    garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the

    emergency services and they broke in, pulling Bruce from the car.

    A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition,

    but his Tesla had a dead battery.



    This is to be expected from a California Democrat.
     
  2. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    He's lucky the house didn't burn down.
     
  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    More likly than not he had a detached carport.
     
  4. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Down here at the coast , back when the last hurricane came through,, a couple of houses burned to the ground when the flooding hit close to its highest peak. They determined later that those electric cars shorted out caused the fires. Surprised it doesn't happen more often by all the golf carts they up under these house .
     
  5. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    With Cali's rolling blackouts, and forcing folks to run gen-sets to power everything and charge their Tesla's, it's no longer a bad joke or meme to consider some one Could do them selves in with their Tesla in the garage while being charged by the Genny!
     
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