It would seem that the Babylon Bee has drifted a little from its genre of 'satire' into the mainstream investigative reporting of cultish behaviour... Spitting out the red pill is highly recommended... Spitting out the Red Pill: Former misogynists reveal how they were radicalised online
The OP was Satire.... The second, I can't believe the misguided BS justifications some use to justify their behavior. Hardly satire.
I'd have to look it up personally. But it reminds me of a joke ! Country boy walks into a bar for a drink. Slides up next to a good looking gal, says "Mam, I'd like to buy you a drink". Gal says "No you wouldn't. This is a gay bar and I'm a lesbian". CB, looking confused "Well, I'd still like to buy you a drink" Gal: " No you don't get it. See that REAL good looking gal sitting over there. I'd like to make wild love to her all night. I'm a lesbian". CB bursts into tears...."Mam.....I don't rightly know WHAT a lesbian is, BUT I MUST BE ONE TOO !"
I've never met Chell in person but I assume he must be very short of stature. So much seems to go right over his head.