Christmas Contest- Caption Me

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Motomom34, Dec 2, 2018.


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  1. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Christmas Contest # 4- Caption me.

    Christmas is a time to cherish but it is also a time of stress and loneliness for others. Christmas is on a Tuesday this year so some of us will only have that day off. So let's have fun. I am hoping caption me will bring the gift of laughter and smiles, goodwill to our members before the holidays arrive.

    Caption Me:

    monkey-steals-hubcap-food-and--4111.
     
    Motomom34, Dec 2, 2018
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  2. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    "How else am I going to get behind the wheel of a Mercedes?"
     
    techsar, Dec 2, 2018
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  3. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    “F@&k off! I need to lean this up on a street sign post.”
     
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2018
    Meat, Dec 2, 2018
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  4. hot diggity

    hot diggity Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++

    "Nachos! MINE...Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine..... [mex]
     
    hot diggity, Dec 2, 2018
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  5. smithcp2002

    smithcp2002 Monkey+++

    Ha,ha. I have the bling.
     
    smithcp2002, Dec 2, 2018
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  6. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    " I's goins toos da pawn shop "
     
    SB21, Dec 2, 2018
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  7. AndyinEverson

    AndyinEverson Black Powder Monkey

    "One piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime..."
    ( Thank you Johnny Cash and Wayne Kemp....:D )
    Andy
     
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    AndyinEverson, Dec 2, 2018
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  8. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Only in LA...
     
    Hanzo, Dec 2, 2018
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  9. kitty

    kitty Monkey+++

    All I want for Christmas ain't my 2 front teeth.....
     
    kitty, Dec 2, 2018
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  10. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    I'll never get hit with a blowgun dart now!
     
    Zimmy, Dec 2, 2018
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  11. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Unfortunately, for @Falcon15 while he was guarding his bananas .. the infidels were making off with his grey man car in the big city.
     
    VisuTrac, Dec 2, 2018
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  12. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    You kind of beat me to it. Wanted to say my new monkey shield.
     
    Mountainman, Dec 2, 2018
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  13. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    Practicing for the next riot
     
    Bishop, Dec 2, 2018
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  14. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Holy Smokes this is a really rough neighborhood, a leave the Mercedes for 5 min and even the damn monkeys are in on the theft ring! 10 min later and all that was left was the antenna!
     
    Ura-Ki, Dec 2, 2018
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  15. Grandpa Patch

    Grandpa Patch Monkey+

    Great quote! (y)

    Caption this: hmm....
    "Quick, grab the other ones dumb(monkey)"
     
    Grandpa Patch, Dec 2, 2018
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  16. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    Precious My Precious!!!!
     
    snake6264, Dec 2, 2018
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  17. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    The man in the yellow hat is going to love this
     
    Bishop, Dec 2, 2018
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  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I need that aluminum hub cap to fabricate a pipe gun........ run.... I hear the Polizi~~~~[gasmask]
     
    Yard Dart, Dec 2, 2018
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  19. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    I got da hubcap. You get da lug nuts. And a couplea you monkeys get on da jack! Do I gotta do everything around here?
     
    UncleMorgan, Dec 2, 2018
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  20. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    new monkey shield.....AND Covers dess horlos also ,with ventilation. Plus a sun shade !!
    Dude uses cheap pads , look at all the black , next time full ceramic !!
     
    Cruisin Sloth, Dec 2, 2018
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