Chuck Norris - Glock’s new spokes person

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  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Gator 45/70, Apr 8, 2019
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  2. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Chuck Norris doesn't carry Glocks for protection,Glock carries Chuck Norris for protection!
     
    Gator 45/70, Apr 8, 2019
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Chuck Norris carries a Glock to shoot you, after he has killed you.

    Good for Chuck, I wonder if Christie Brinkley is working this one with him?
     
    Dunerunner, Apr 8, 2019
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  4. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Simple, folks, Chuck can't be everywhere putting down baddies, but Gaston can.
     
    Merkun, Apr 8, 2019
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  5. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I thought Chuck Norris only uses a Glock as a Pez dispenser.
     
    Brokor, Apr 8, 2019
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  6. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon Monkey+++

    I hear that Glock is now changing their name Norris
     
    Salted Weapon, Apr 8, 2019
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  7. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    LOL, Glock must need Chuck for an image boost, cause Plastic ain't purty!
     
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    Ura-Ki, Apr 8, 2019
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  8. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    If I was gonna pick a hero, this be the man, Col. Samuel Colt! The Man who actually made all men equal!
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    Ura-Ki, Apr 9, 2019
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  9. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Chuck not only carries without one in the chamber, he leaves the bullets at home.
     
    Meat, Apr 9, 2019
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  10. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Awesome... this made me laugh!
     
    GrayGhost, Apr 9, 2019
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  11. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Always remember Chuck Norris’s kill radius is 20 Ft. and a FireArm’s kill radius is at least 100 yds...
     
    BTPost, Apr 9, 2019
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  12. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey+++

    Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a Glock and wins!
     
    Oddcaliber, Apr 9, 2019
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  13. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Chuck Norris Poops G-20s fully loaded with rounds chambered!
     
    Ura-Ki, Apr 9, 2019
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  14. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon Monkey+++

    Actually having Chuck as a sponsor is not a great idea, fun and games aside he is a very far right gun person and many middle and left gun owners seem to have a poor view of this. After reading up Id agree probably is way cool, but also a bad choice.
     
    Salted Weapon, Apr 10, 2019
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  15. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

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    snake6264, Apr 10, 2019
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  16. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    would rather have a Springfield 1911 in 45 acp as it is tried and so true and if i want more rounds i can buy 15 rnd mags for it and never never a 9mm
     
    marlas1too, Apr 10, 2019
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  17. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    My side of the coin is that a well placed hit beats projo mass or quantity.
     
    ghrit, Apr 10, 2019
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  18. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

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    Tully Mars, Apr 17, 2019
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  19. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

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    Tully Mars, Apr 17, 2019
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  20. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Chuck Norris Approved.
     
    Tully Mars, Apr 17, 2019
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