Coming Attraction or Just a Screwed Up Weather Map

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by HK_User, Aug 18, 2019.


  1. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

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    Yup you seen it here first!
    The Poles ave shifted!!!

    I just woke up and checked the map and found the World had done flipped.

    The screen shot is a bit wrong but just proof you should not believe all you see on the Internet.
     
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2019
  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Damn plastic straws :(
     
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  3. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    The only solutions for this....

    1. A 100% tax on every American's income. (Illegals are exempt. They're not Americans).
    2. Confiscation of all private property owned by Americans (politicians and ex-politicans exempted).
    3. Scrap all equipment and machinery that uses the internal combustion engine (government exempt).
    4. Complete eradication of any traces of firearms ownership by private citizens.
    5. Tight government control of all food, energy and medical resources, to be rationed by party affiliation.
    6. Slaughter off all farting cows (except those owned by congressional members and their immediate family).
    7. Slaughter off all horses, they fart too. (those horses used for Polo excepted)
    8. Government will supply transportation. Time, place, destinations and scheduling is of their choosing.
    9. All existing housing to be razed.
    10. Government will supply housing. Those with the correct party affiliation will receive the premium 350 sq ft apartments.

    Only in this way can the government control the magnetic pole shift and stop Climate Change as an added benefit.
    /sarc off
     
    Last edited: Aug 18, 2019
  4. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Ahh , there's an easier fix ,,, just put more people on the light side of the globe and it'll spin back on track .. In case you need more explanation ,, look for congressman Hank Johnson's explanation on Guams population theory on youtube .


    [LMAO][LMAO]
     
  5. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Or we could melt the glaciers and send the water to Cali so we could flood out the snakes and rats!
     
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  6. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Would that work in DC?
     
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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Goodness...some people don't seem to understand the difference between Grid North and Magnetic North.....the map being inverted doesn't necessarily infer a magnetic polar shift. ;) but you knew that of course. :D

    But it would more consistent if the place names were oriented upside down. :sick:
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2019
  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Obviously a pilots chart with out a navigator to assist him....;)
     
  9. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Ahh Yes, missing the Rail Road Tracks and Interstate Hwy System!
     
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  10. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    I doubt it as the Swamp Rats and Snakes learn early how to stay afloat in the BS.
     
  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Obviously not an IFR chart (I Follow Roads) :whistle:
     
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