Demonic New World Order Fidget Spinners...but it's an ok way of explaining the Christian triune god

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by chelloveck, Jun 22, 2017.

  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  2. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Toys, mom made monkey dolls out of old socks and sister made dolls from clothes pins, now it is titanium fidget with stainless steel bearings, and like the $200 sneakers, everyone has to have it. Each generation of snake oil salesmen gets better and makes more money and with the growth of mass advertising, the oil now comes from genetically modified snakes.
  3. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    All the same, the inventor of these things and the hula hoop struck it rich.
  4. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    [LMAO] "It's like the ILLUMINATI, Okay?"
    Man, some people just shouldn't reproduce, like the guy who made that video, for example.
  5. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    I guess I am living on the moon because I never heard or seen these things...
    techsar likes this.
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    No, you just do NOT have PreTeen Kids...
  7. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Used to be if you had to fidget, you got put to work weeding the garden or cleaning out the barn...make use of that extra energy...
    Gator 45/70, Tully Mars and Brokor like this.
  8. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I draw invent and create things, when I have nothing else I can be doing .
    I was hyper active as a kid drawing was good outlet.
    Gator 45/70 and Motomom34 like this.
  9. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    You live in the sticks. They are everywhere and you can get ones that light up also. Mindless toy that I really don't understand. If you want some, let me know and I will send some to you and the Mrs. You all can be trending. ;)
    Bandit99 and chelloveck like this.
  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    In 10,000 years they will be used as evidence that aliens visited the earth and bred with apes to create humans.
  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I think yoyos have already established that fact. :rolleyes:
    Gator 45/70 and Motomom34 like this.
  12. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    If not hula hoops to seal the deal.
    Gator 45/70 and chelloveck like this.
  13. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Apparently there is now a fidget spinner for atheists too....

    Finally, There’s a Fidget Spinner for Atheists

    Apparently, some fidget spinners may be considered 'kosher' (terms and conditions apply).....

    Gator 45/70 likes this.
  14. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Errrrrr...thanks! But, no thanks...I have enough bad habits. LOL! I guess I need to get out more...sigh... :)
  15. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Steven Colbert's take on religious fidget spinners....

    Gator 45/70 likes this.
  16. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Gator 45/70 likes this.
  17. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Gator 45/70 likes this.
  18. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I've only seen one little derp with a ''Spinner'', Is this an inner city dealeo?
    chelloveck likes this.
  19. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    No, dammit, they are EVERYWHERE!!
    chelloveck likes this.
  20. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    You've been hanging out with the wrong people!
    chelloveck likes this.
survivalmonkey SSL seal warrant canary