While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her, "No .... ! No .... ! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your tongue."
Then Jesus said "It is not what goes into your mouth that makes you unclean, it passes through the body and is expelled. What makes you unclean is what comes OUT of your mouth!"