Dr. Phil to the Rescue...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Clyde, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
    Phil show you too can find inner

    Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

    So I looked around my house to find all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before I left the house this morning

    I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

    You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace....
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    That's a lot of sugar, hope you're not diabetic [dunno]
  3. gillman7

    gillman7 Monkey+++

    We all could use a little of that therapy.

    Better living through chemicals and calories!!

    [monkeyeating] biglaff [monkeyeating]
  4. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    [LMAO] Not bad........ I guess Dr. Phil is worth something after all.
  6. B540glenn

    B540glenn Should Be Working Founding Member

    When my wife complains that nothing is getting done, I'll use this to explain that I'm achieving inner peace by not starting anything. ;)
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