E=mc^2

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Merkun, Jan 18, 2020.


  1. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    E = mc2 (well, a variation)

    1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself.


    2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democrat in the November 2020 election.



    This was a public service announcement.
     
    Merkun, Jan 18, 2020
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  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Or wrap you a$$ with wire and connect both ends to each ear you could electrocute yourself by cutting through the flux of the earth's magnetic field.

    This was a hard learned experiment that proved nothing.
     
    HK_User, Jan 18, 2020
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  3. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Einstein's special theory of relativity only applies to objects at rest. Once moving, gamma has to be injected into the equation.
     
    techsar, Jan 18, 2020
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  4. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    i thought it was delta
     
    sec_monkey, Jan 18, 2020
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  5. Marvin L. Steinhagen

    Marvin L. Steinhagen Monkey+++

    I thought it was grampa
     
    Marvin L. Steinhagen, Jan 18, 2020
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  6. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    no it's propaganda
     
    arleigh, Jan 20, 2020
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  7. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    i think you forgot to account for inertia
     
    Ganado, Feb 7, 2020
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  8. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    It's Santa. Santa must be inserted into the equation.
     
    Tempstar, Feb 7, 2020
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  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Me being 'rithmetic challenged are you talking about the fat guy or the boat?
     
    oldawg, Feb 7, 2020
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  10. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Pretty hard to quantify either of those so it can be integrated into the formula... This said by a guy who “barely” passed calculus....
     
    BTPost, Feb 7, 2020
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