FDA authorizes Crayola vaccine for Marines

this one hit my funny bone...

The results were just off-the-charts."
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By Cobra Commander

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has authorized the emergency use of an edible vaccine developed by Crayola in an effort to shore up inoculations in the Marine Corps.

“We’ve been trying to think outside the box for how to get all of our Marines vaccinated against COVID-19,” said Marine Commandant Gen. David H. Berger. “Turns out we just needed to think inside the crayon box.”

Crayons have been a favorite of Marines throughout history, so Crayola is a natural fit as a vaccine maker.

“You tell a Marine that he has to get a shot administered by the government, and you can just see the trepidation in their eyes,” explained Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Disease. “You put the vaccine in a crayon? Hell, you can’t hardly stop them from getting inoculated.”

FDA authorizes Crayola vaccine for Marines

 

In the Air Force, We just put it in the Peach Jell-O, it's practically a dog fight to get to the front of the line!

 

The Navy would have just put it in the coffee.

 

That or the donuts. You know we love our fat pills in the air force!

 

Yup! The battle is real!

Actually, it was the pallets of "energy drinks" that were shipped to us that caused all sorts of trouble! We went and got an entire wing addicted to that crap, then came the withdrawals after some one discovered the mistake!

 

To all you Air Force people the time is 1800 hours
To all you Navy types it's six o'clock
To all you Marines the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six

 

hmmmm... it goes Mickey's big hand... LOL heard one morning on the way to TI... from the local armed services radio...