Finally found the ultimate survival rifle

Discussion in 'Firearms' started by stg58, Jun 22, 2013.


  1. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    This is the stripped down version without the coffee maker..





    ultimate-weapon.
     
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  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Just missing a flame thrower attachment.... ;)
     
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  3. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless Site Supporter

    ...and a cup holder! :cool:
     
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  4. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Needs a lighter for the cigar as well...
     
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  5. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless Site Supporter

    You're right, the flamethrower attachment probably wouldn't work too well for that... :eek:
     
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  6. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    And this is my ultimate survival knife.

    Is that a Swiss army knife in your pocket or are just glad to see me.
    -Mae West

    SAN.
     
  7. limpingbear

    limpingbear future cancer survivor....

    don't forget the chainsaw bayonet!
     
  8. KAS

    KAS Monkey++

    make sure the chainsaw has a lazer guide on it ...
    and it need a holder for my umbrella
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Turn in your mancard. Umbrella, indeed. (Unless you're a Brit, uv cuss.)
     
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  10. KAS

    KAS Monkey++

    ghrit did u just find out about this man card thing???
    u havent shut up about it for 2 weeks
     
  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Don't worry about the umbrella, This is it.
     
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I prefer this model myself.
     
  13. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Look elsewhere, you are confusing me with someone else. That just might be the first time I've ever played it on this site or any other. You might try a search from the top of the forum page.
     
  14. William Antrum

    William Antrum GunMetal Monkey

    make sure the chainsaw has a lazer guide on it ...
    and it need a holder for my umbrella - don't forget that umbrella need it to keep the chemtrails out of your eyes while chootin.........
     
  15. KAS

    KAS Monkey++

    thank you
    i guess u should get of your man card too....LOL
     
  16. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ghrit is so old he helped design the man card.
     
  17. Legion489

    Legion489 Shining the Light of Truth

    Flame thrower. Oh man...I KNEW I forgot something!
     
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