Those Yahoos, just needed to hold on, a few more seconds, before dropping the packages.... then it would be a REAL Darwin WINNER.....
My dad did that during WWII when he was a Marine in the Pacific theatre. They would row out in a lagoon in a rubber raft and chunck the grenades away from the raft. Marine fishing. The teenage marines knew how to fish!!!!!
The key there being "away from the raft". These brainiacs simply dropped it and barely ma few it to the water.