Five Ways For a Man to Be Completely Happy

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Aug 5, 2019.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Man was not made to be Happy.
    Must suffer then be happy.
     
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  3. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

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  4. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Knew my first wife did ya?
     
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  5. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    Knew her sister, dated her in Charleston.
     
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  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Took my wife to Subway, told the lady there to make me a sandwich and she did. Turned to wife and said "see how easy that was?" she hit me.
     
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  7. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    The three rings of marriage..

    The engagement ring
    The wedding ring
    And.... The suffering
     
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  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Empty what full...
    Fill what's empty...
    and scratch where it itches...

    At least when your old...
     
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  9. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    LOL, so true!
     
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  10. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    well i see you men giv alot of power to women lol
     
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  11. Homer Simpson

    Homer Simpson Monkey+

    Wait ..
    I did not see anything about motorcycles...
    .
     
  12. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    When I was young I use to admire older women ,some were very intelligent and I had hoped that some day I might find one .
     
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