For Sale on Craigslist

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RightHand, Jun 29, 2012.


  1. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    (y) OOPS - the gremlins struck again


    YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT VERY INTERESTED IN ANY USED FARM EQUIPMENT BUT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS AD TAKEN FROM CRAIG'SLIST.

    For Sale: FIFTY YEAR OLD MANURE SPREADER - $1.00

    Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not appear to have ever been worked hard. Apparently it was pampered by various owners over the years.

    It doesn't work very often, but when it does it can really sling the **** for amazing distances. I am hoping to retire the manure spreader next November.
    I really don't want it hanging around getting in the way. I would prefer a foreign buyer to relocate the manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade it for a nicely framed copy of the United States Constitution.

    Location:

    Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington , D.C.
     
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    What are you selling? (y)
     
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    That is funny:)
     
  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I'm not usually too hip on political humor but this is pretty clever
     
  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Works for me, but then I'm old and getting morbid with age!
     
  6. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Sad that our president is ridiculed, put down, and accused of being a pathalogical liar, muzzie sympathizer, unpatriotic clown, white seperatist, thief, inept and clumsy at international relationships, madly egotistical and power hungry-----and it all be true!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  7. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Sadly, too true. The best humor is that which is true.
     
  8. cdnboy66

    cdnboy66 Monkey++

    even us Canucks get that joke......but we don't want to buy what you are selling.
     
  9. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    We can give you a really, really good deal on the merchandise....please...In fact, we'll even pay you to haul it away
     
  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I think the UN may have a job for that manure spreader of yours!! They tried Billy C. but he did not get the job done to the level your unit might be capable of.
     
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