My wife always asks me what color her eyes are, so I had to learn to snap a quick look first to avoid the hard punch to the shoulder!
Smart man. Back in 99 , Me and a buddy hauled 2 motorcycles to Sturgis from NC in my truck ,with my then girlfriend in the back seat. It was amazing how many nice looking women would smile and wave at us. I'd smile and wave back , then automatically a smack on the back of the head. I got to the point I quit looking to see who was coming up beside us.
these are part of a German ad campaign plus there is a fake one showing German Chancellor Angela Merkel
Why would some idiot wear his britches down below his butt to begin with? That's more than plumber's butt, just staged for the photo.