Old Joke but worth a retell. A Italian, A Frenchman and a Mexican die and go to hell. The devil meets the three and says, I am all powerful here and can do anything. If you can name one thing I can't do I will let you out of hell! The Italian says "You can't make all the pasta in Italy appear here!" Boom the wave of the devils finger the Italian is buried under a mountain of all the pasta in Italy. The Frenchman says you can't make all of the wine in France here! A shake of the devils head and the Frenchman drowns for eternity in all of the French Wine. The Mexican starts laughing and the Devil ask "WHAT IS SO FUNNY?" The Mexican says " I Just farted, catch it and paint it green!"
