Happiness... comes from within

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Jul 8, 2018.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    ...my wife may disagree...

    But Hanzo, I think you got it right!
     
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  3. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

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  4. duane

    duane Monkey+++

    Bodily functions teach you the futility of the thinking world. You can rationalize it all you want, but when you got to go, you got to go, and sooner or later you will, no matter where you are or whose company you are in. Religions may go on about all kinds of things and governments may make all kinds of laws, but our basic nature is always in charge. Few pleasures exceed those of finishing up the act of elimination when you really have to GO!!
     
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  5. ochit

    ochit Monkey+

    Either this person was a blow up doll or was so relieved they just had to take a nap.
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  6. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Gas is the result of something your stomach was not able to digest properly.
    Adding some vinegar to said food can eliminate that problem .
    I do this with beans and potatoes . If I' don't have vinegar readily available I use other foods that have vinegar in them like catsup .
    Vinegar is the best food preservative .
    There is a whole list of things vinegar is good for, including botulism .
     
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Not quite. Gas is a natural product from the digestion process, regardless of the food, and the gas content has everything to do with what floats and what sinks.. It's just that some foods contain nutrients that produce more gas during digestion than others. LONG LIVE THE DRY (CO2 and methane) FART!! (Much better than wet ones.)

    Be happy --
     
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  8. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    I’m not going to even pretend that I understood what that means.
     
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  9. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    it has been said... sex is over rated... to test that statement...

    go without sex and takin a dump for 1 week...

    at the end of that week see which one ya wanna do first...:D
     
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