Heavy Boots

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by DKR, Mar 21, 2021.


  1. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    I pulled this form one of many 'humor' resources on the web. I've actually asked this question of people for over 20 years - and get nearly the same results.

    The person that submitted this had a .NASA.gov email addr
    Thus, I'm not alone in my discovery of credulous simplicity....
    HEAVY BOOTS

    About 6-7 years ago, I was in a philosophy class at the University of
    Wisconsin, Madison (good science/engineering school) and the teaching
    assistant was explaining Descartes. He was trying to show how things
    don't always happen the way we think they will and explained that,
    while a pen always falls when you drop it on Earth, it would just
    float away if you let go of it on the Moon.

    My jaw dropped a little. I blurted "What?!" Looking around the room,
    I saw that only my friend Mark and one other student looked confused
    by the TA's statement. The other 17 people just looked at me like
    "What's your problem?"

    "But a pen would fall if you dropped it on the Moon, just more
    slowly." I protested.

    "No it wouldn't." the TA explained calmly, "because you're too far
    away from the Earth's gravity."

    Think. Think. Aha! "You saw the APOLLO astronauts walking around on
    the Moon, didn't you?" I countered, "why didn't they float away?"
    "Because they were wearing heavy boots." he responded, as if this made
    perfect sense (remember, this is a Philosophy TA who's had plenty of
    logic classes).

    By then I realized that we were each living in totally different
    worlds, and did not speak each others language, so I gave up. As we
    left the room, my friend Mark was raging. "My God! How can all those
    people be so stupid?"

    I tried to be understanding. "Mark, they knew this stuff at one time,
    but it's not part of their basic view of the world, so they've
    forgotten it. Most people could probably make the same mistake."
    To prove my point, we went back to our dorm room and began randomly
    selecting names from the campus phone book. We called about 30 people
    and asked each this question:
    1. If you're standing on the Moon holding a pen, and you let go,
    will it a) float away, b) float where it is, or c) fall to the
    ground?

    About 47 percent got this question correct. Of the ones who got
    it wrong, we asked the obvious follow-up question:
    2. You've seen films of the APOLLO astronauts walking around on the
    Moon, why didn't they fall off?

    About 20 percent of the people changed their answer to the first
    question when they heard this one! But the most amazing part was that
    about half of them confidently answered, "Because they were wearing
    heavy boots."

    I say, science education must be at an all time peak !!!

    Mine person experience is the younger the person, the heavier the moon boots....
     
  2. 44044

    44044 Monkey+++

    And the stupid ones are allowed to vote too...

    And guess how they vote...
     
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  3. Macgyver

    Macgyver Monkey+

    You have to remember that they can not only vote they can also drive and reproduce witch make them a triple threat.
     
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  4. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    How did they get that rover on the moon ? and if they needed a rocket to get off of earths gravity , boosters were only used to slow the landing decent but also enough force to break away from the moons gravity ??
    They must of left the "Heavy Boots" on the moon !!
     
  5. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    For some folks, logic doesn't work. Won't penetrate skullular materials.
     
  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    The worst thing about this trend is that eventually what people "think" eventually becomes "fact" in this day and age.

    A small example is the prefix "giga". It's almost never pronounced correctly. It's based on the word "giant" and so should be pronounced "jiggah" not "giggah". This is middle school science stuff so it reminds me how uneducated the masses are and even now those in technical fields that should know better. Even Doc got it right in Back to the Future.


    It's always amusing when I get "corrected" for pronouncing it correctly. I usually just explain the root word and ask them if they also pronounce "giant" as "guyant". Another fun one is "vegan" since it's based on "vegetable".
     
  7. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Giga is not based off of giant...it comes from ancient greek, as does giant. All fine and good except ancient greek doesn't have a soft g...
     
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  8. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    If gravity left the moon then it would have dissolved into space.
    The fact that it has gravity is evidence enough that the moon exists.
    The larger the body the greater the gravity.
     
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  9. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Turns out we are both correct, though since the 1960's "soft g" has been standard for science and engineering. Likely why all my teachers and professors pronounced it that way. In the UK only 1% of the population follows that convention, so it's variable around the world.

    "In English, the prefix giga can be pronounced /ˈɡɪɡə/ (a hard g as in giggle), or /ˈdʒɪɡə/ (a soft g as in giant, which shares giga's Ancient Greek root, but not pronunciation).[4]

    This latter pronunciation was formalised within the United States in the 1960s and 1980s with the issue by the US National Bureau of Standards of pronunciation guides for the metric prefixes.[5] A prominent example is found in the pronunciation of gigawatts in the 1985 film Back to the Future. ... "

    " ... In 1998, a poll by the phonetician John C. Wells found that 84% of Britons preferred the pronunciation of gigabyte starting with /ɡɪ/ (as in gig), 9% with /dʒɪ/ (as in jig), 6% with /ɡaɪ/ (guy), and 1% with /dʒaɪ/ (as in giant).[10]"
     
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    That must explain all the food that flies into my mother in law's mouth...
     
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  11. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Not quite. Gravity depends on the mass of the body, not the size. (But it does explain 3M-TA3's observation.)
     
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  12. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Actually, to be specifically correct, it should read “ The Larger the Mass, the greater the Gravity.”
     
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  13. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    So anyway to answer post # 4 ?
    Let me have IT !
    Sloth
     
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  14. FTM2 Tartar

    FTM2 Tartar On Hiatus Banned

    Or " The larger the MASS, the richer the pope "
    And;
    k is as in BLM's ' kill-a-whitey '
    m is as in ' 1 maga march has a million republican insurrectionists '
    g in 50ghz is pronounced 'ouch! a billion ouches!! curse you 5G !!! '
    p in 1 pfile is as in 'the number of politicians in the Epstein-Isle file'
    ...
     
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