Homeless couple in Wal-Mart attic

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by Legion489, Feb 7, 2016.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    OK, not entirely sure this is real, but got a couple friends that work in Wallys around the country and family that has worked at Wallys, and they said it probably was true, but didn't know.

    Only in America....


    Homeless Couple Found Living In Walmart Attic With Hot Plate, Meth Lab, And 42″ LED TV

    Inform Your Friends!
    Memphis, Tennessee– Being homeless has to be very difficult, especially in the colder times of the year. But not for this Tennessee couple who had been“living in the lap of luxury”above a Tennessee Walmart store. The ‘homeless’ man, 48-year-old Wilbert Thomas, admitted to police that he and his girlfriend 54-year-old Ingrid Malone, had been living above the store for over two years. What they did to the attic baffled police and store employees.
    “I don’t mean to laugh, but these people really got one over on Walmart,”said Lieut. Marshall Weiss.“In the attic, we recovered 2 pounds of meth they had somehow produced on a hot plate. They also managed to get food, drinks, mini refrigerator, a big screen TV, surround sound system, bedroom set, hangers, clothes… I mean, if Walmart sells it they had it. These people were living good. They even managed to splice into the satellite TV wire and ordered NFL Sunday ticket!”


    The couple was discovered when employees in the break room heard banging from above. Apparently the couple was engaging in intercourse when the new headboard to their queen sized bed, which they also took from the store, was banging against one of the attic dividers. During Thomas’s confession, he also admitted stealing K-Y Jelly Yours+Mine which he says “screwed up everything and got us busted.”
  2. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    OK, probably not real, do you know how much raw materials is necessary to produce 2 pounds of methamphetamine? It's not going to happen in the attic of a Walmart.

    Not that in my early years as a wanna be Chemical Engineer that I never produced drugs, or things that go bang in the night.

  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    The first time they cooked a Batch, they would have been found, just by the smell of the fumes....
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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  5. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    No Doubt
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

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  8. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Hey! Hey! I'm from Georgia. You lot are on the border line of offendin' me!

    We have a sayin' wen it cums to wemun, if she ain't gud euf fer her own kin, she ain't good enuf fer us!
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