How to get a bear out of a car....among other bear curiosities.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, Aug 19, 2018.


  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    It would make for an interesting insurance claim....


     
  2. GuitarPlayer

    GuitarPlayer Monkey

    Bean bags is a good choice.


    Bullets would have been unbearable....
     
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  3. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    This is no Joke!
    Best thing to do is leave the bugger to finish his business! I have seen what a full growed Grizzly can do, best not to make it madder then it already is if you want to keep on using your stuff after the bear gets a hold of it!
     
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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    There are NO Grizzlies in Commiefornia, only little Black Bears... They should have called the Fire Department and washed the car out with a fire hose... Bears do NOT like water, and you can dry out the car afterwords...
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Unless they are fishing.
     
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Ok, Alright, High Pressure Water....
     
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  7. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    I usually just ask @Bear to get out, and he does.
     
  8. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    We don't have those little Bears here in Colorado, we only got Grizzlies and great big Brownies, your welcome to try the water spray trick on them if you like, I got your back.................................From a hundred yards away,...........................................with a .45/70!
     
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  9. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

    Sometimes @Bear decides to leave even when he hasn't been asked to. :(
     
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  10. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++



    It's a bear's prerogative.
     
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