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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Aug 25, 2013.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor


    In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his
    hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."(Translated: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.")

    The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."

    The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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    NotSoSneaky former supporter

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