I think my wife is cheating on me.

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 8, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    I decided I was going to sit behind the boat which is next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat , that I noticed that the cover on my engine seemed to be cracked a little and some oil was leaking out .

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the shop ?
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    How mechanically inclined are you? It sounds like you might have to change a power-head out.
  3. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

    get a new coverplate and some silicone gasket sealer. the boat will be fine. let us know how the repair went.
  4. tommy20/69

    tommy20/69 Monkey++

    there is a little box you can buy at radio shack that you can put inline on the phone line and it will record any phone call . they are cheap and it starts recording as soon as the phone is picked up.and you can hook it up right at the phone jack it's very small so it will fit anyplace like right out the jack behind a table or end table. or dresser.
  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Seek legal counsel immediately......... you could be sued for leaking oil on the ground :)
  6. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    divorce the wife; make sure the boat is part of the settlement to her, get a new non leaky one.
  7. gunbunny

    gunbunny Never Trust A Bunny

    But I love the old gal... The boat that is!

    I've had two happy days with my boat; the day I bought it and the day I got rid of it. Is the same thing true for wives?
  8. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Daddy alway said" A boat is a hole in the water you throw money into"...lol
  9. brotherpoop

    brotherpoop Monkey+++

  10. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

  11. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

    wow true love reblossoming.seesaw
  12. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    LMFAO it was a joke............:lol:
  13. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Don't tell me...someone didn't know that?

  14. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    Quig, leaking oil from your boat is no joking matter!!! LOL
  15. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    How to know? Posted in general discussion. EVERYTHING in GD is serious, isn't it?
  16. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    LOL part of the joke
  17. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    Seek proffesional. You need to know that the engine will run like new. Then you take her fishing, worked with Nataily Wood & far cheaper than a divorce.
  18. fortunateson

    fortunateson I hate Illinois Nazis!

    Take the engine to a professional. This is nothing you should mess with. This is your motor MAN! The power behind your weekends. Why risk it? It is NOT worth it! Is any amount of money worth the risk of spending one weekend stranded on land?

    I hear you can do a quickie divorce at legalzoom.com for $59.
  19. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    It's not the cost of the divorce, it's the cost of being divorced.
  20. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    It shouldn't be too hard to determine where exactly the leak is, if you clean the engine with a good degreaser. Once you find the leak, take apart put back together with new gaskets.

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