And it's not just 'cause I have that white beard and love all the little boys and girls that still believe in me, it's more for the--ah--potential side benefits. Yes-yes: I think there's an opening that just came up! Police raid illegal machine gun factory.... Illegal machine gun factory raided, Santa Claus arrested - The Firearm Blog
If you are going to be Santa this year work the bars instead of the mall. It;s MUCH more fun when the girls there sit on your lap.
