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I'm gonna be a Santa this year!!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by UncleMorgan, Oct 5, 2016.

  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    And it's not just 'cause I have that white beard and love all the little boys and girls that still believe in me, it's more for the--ah--potential side benefits. Yes-yes: I think there's an opening that just came up!

    Police raid illegal machine gun factory....

    Illegal machine gun factory raided, Santa Claus arrested - The Firearm Blog
    Sgt Nambu, techsar, Yard Dart and 2 others like this.
  2. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    If you are going to be Santa this year work the bars instead of the mall. It;s MUCH more fun when the girls there sit on your lap.
    Sgt Nambu, techsar, Ura-Ki and 3 others like this.
  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    I don't know that I would want to shoot any of the firearms they were building.... ohno
  4. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu Monkey+

    I absolutely know that I'm not shooting one!
  5. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    A for effort but D for quality.
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