Injured... need loves & cookies

is hijack humans ipad...
is feelz soory for self, cut tootsie really bad
Was blood ebberywears and even has bandage now.

Human says my foot not fall off but I tink it might unless gets extra cookies so can youz all tell her she needs to gib me aww dah cookies...
tank youz
Kheilan

 

OK, he obviously needs ALL the cookies!

 

Have him stand by the Mail Box.

 

Give up the cookies..

 

Feeling pretty sorry for himself at the moment, dont know what he stepped on but got home from morning walk and went into the kitchen. When I cam back into the room he was sitting on the couch and there was blood all over the floor (non at entrance way though?)
Big slice all the way across the corner of his pad, at least 1” deep.
All taped up now and hes sulking because I wont give him any more cookies

 

Hecken hoomans, gib me cookies, I sad pup!
Gib scratches too while I waits!

 

Thought maybe he did it running around the field, piece of glass or something.. but no signs of blood anywhere else so how he managed to get all the way to the sofa without leaving a mark anywhere else??? There was literally a couple tablespoons worth of blood On the floor where he was sitting so its hard to imagine how he wouldent have left prints

 

Had that happen with our Golden Retriever, cut his paw getting out of the truck, managed to walk a hundred yards to the house, all through the house, stopping for snacks and a drink before settling down in his favorite napping spot ( my lap) before proceeding to bleed like a stuck pig all over me! He caught the corner edge of the tail gate liner and got a pretty good slice, didn't bleed until he stopped walking! Ether the cut got plugged between the truck and my chair and then opened, or he opened it by licking it!

 

bad owner ! no cookies for the pup

that is odd to bleed later

 

That poor puppy dog. He looks so sad. Spoiling him is a must.

 

Don't let that sad face fool ya, it's a plot I tell ya! My Three puppies have that look down solid, they use it on the Wife all the time, except for visits to the vet, only the big guy likes the vet lady, so we know it's a scam! The other two wine and fuss, and make it a big deal!

 

@Ura-Ki much better to be fooled by a dog face than by a pretty or handsome face. At least the teeth on the dog are honest

 

@Ganado
My missy smiles and folks said she has growls with teeth (no noise or growls ), Idiots that are lost ,, Ms trouble smiles and shows teeth , will lick U to death ,, Both girls are looking after the food lady , me , treat wipe , maybe !!
S

 

Have a look at this gangly clown trying his best to pull a fast one on me, Sad my ass!











!

 

@Ura-Ki lol I can tell you have been fooled before... its a natural pose for that dog

 

I just get straight up intimidation tactics from a 6 pound Rat Terrier that event he pits and pit mixes are terrified of.

 

Mastiffs always look like you just killed their teddy bear anyways
Hes keen for his walks, been wrapping his foot when going out (vet wrap is a must for the first aid box by the way)
And hes running around like his usual nutter self so obviously its not bothering him that much. still working the cookie angle though, soon as we get home...

 

Mai shai,Poor ba-bey, Where can we send cookies too?