I'm not so sure about the aliens "abducting all sexy "good looking" old people"..... They may just be after the tasty specimens.....
I ain't going! I don't give a damn that I am the most handsome sexy man on the planet! I like my heavenly 20 acres, and I am not going anywhere. Period.
Agreed. Hanzo, ol' buddy, you may just want to pack an ample supply of K-Y Jelly. "Anal probe" is what you should probably have in mind.
Don't worry... the Witch Doctor has an Oral thermometer for patients who don't cause him trouble... Other wise it a Foley Catheter and a rectal thermometer....
Met @Hanzo today on the alien space ship... they wouldn't allow us to take our puppies so we declined their gracious offer...BTW Hanzo is a nice guy... I was going to send him on his way with some skins and cracklings, but he has so many left overs that figured they might get lost in his kitchen.... so I ate them...
I'm a bit skeptical about alien space ships , in all the movies and pictures, has any one yet seen a toilet on board?