It was nice knowing you all

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Sep 19, 2018.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I'm not sure they are worried about your clothing.
     
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I'm not so sure about the aliens "abducting all sexy "good looking" old people".....

    They may just be after the tasty specimens.....

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  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    I ain't going! I don't give a damn that I am the most handsome sexy man on the planet! I like my heavenly 20 acres, and I am not going anywhere. Period.
     
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  5. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Good thing im not old..... flying gives me a headache.
     
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  6. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Agreed.

    Hanzo, ol' buddy, you may just want to pack an ample supply of K-Y Jelly. "Anal probe" is what you should probably have in mind.
     
  7. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Sounds like sucker bait to me.
     
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  8. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Well,,,,I guess it'll just make more room for us less fortunate ,,, :D
     
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  9. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    Glad I still have my Foil hat on
     
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I'll reserve comment until I find out if I'll be meeting @Hanzo tomorrow...:whistle:
     
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  11. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Probe ably
     
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  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Don't worry... the Witch Doctor has an Oral thermometer for patients who don't cause him trouble... Other wise it a Foley Catheter and a rectal thermometer....:sneaky:
     
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  13. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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  14. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Met @Hanzo today on the alien space ship... they wouldn't allow us to take our puppies so we declined their gracious offer...BTW Hanzo is a nice guy... I was going to send him on his way with some skins and cracklings, but he has so many left overs that figured they might get lost in his kitchen.... so I ate them...:whistle:
     
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  15. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Great meeting you too. I saw you sneak the probe off the mother ship though, @Witch Doctor 01. :whistle:
     
  16. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Pleasure was mine... the probe may be needed for medical use on a few ID10t's post SHTF...
     
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  17. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Ah... the old "for medicinal purposes..."
     
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  18. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I'm a bit skeptical about alien space ships , in all the movies and pictures, has any one yet seen a toilet on board?
     
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  19. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    point well made... :D
     
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