It's here!!!!! FINALLY!!!

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  1. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    New AR-15 Glows Blue When Libs Are Near


    U.S.—An American firearms manufacturer is making waves after unveiling a brand new AR-15 that glows blue whenever libs are nearby. Constructed with ancient elven technology from the forgotten land of Gondolin, this semi-automatic rifle will pulse with an ethereal blue light whenever it detects a democrat within a 100-yard radius.

    "We're really lucky to have stumbled on this technology," said a representative from Bravo Company USA. "Now you can feel confident knowing your home is safe from any godless heathen commies who prowl around at night trying to take away your second amendment!"

    Bravo Company has announced they will produce a very limited run of these weapons to test the market before making more of them. Pre-orders are said to be sold out with a long waiting list.

    "We are also working on a version for progressives that will glow red whenever there is a racist nearby," said the representative. "Unfortunately that seems to be malfunctioning because it only seems to glow around progressives. We're still working on it."
  2. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    I don't need one of those, when in doubt shoot everyone and let GOD sort them out!:LOL:
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  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Good saying for a War Zone, and when there is No Rule of Law.... Not so good, when there is a Rule of Law, and a Court System, in place to adjudicate such instances....
  4. Big Ron

    Big Ron Monkey++

    Get a dog and pay attention when it growls and doesn't like someone. Move away from any city and the dog will growl less.
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  5. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    "...ethereal blue light whenever it detects a democrat within a 100-yard radius."

    ...I do wish they would quit calling them Democrats and call them what they truly are, LEFTIST BLACKSHIRT FASCIST SCUM!!!!.....sigh....
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  6. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Gotta love the Bee!

    I'll add that if it sees a gun and a wet spot in it's pants form it's a liberal.
    Bandit99 likes this.
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