Living in a tree

Discussion in 'General Survival and Preparedness' started by Meat, Jun 15, 2017.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    You watch movies while I prepare. Typical keyboard warrior. Lol. :D
     
  2. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    You prepare using methods made for movies, while I've experienced enough and survived long enough that I'm living the easy days. LOL
     
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  3. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Typical dude with head in sand. You should be suspended 2 days for being dumb. I'll pm Mods to give you a break. Just once. :D
     
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  4. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    I believe that you should be highlighted, that way every one that shall survive can use you as a lesson in futility! LOL LOL LOL
     
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  5. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I'm practicing my skills in yer mom's backyard. Lol. :D

    She baked me a pie. Lol. :D

    Apple. Delicious. :D
     
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  6. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    This might be the time to explain that my "MOTHER" ( ABOVE INTERNET REPROACH) passed prior to my "FATHER" (promoted from E1 to Platoon Sargent within his first week in Korea. Only enlisted man that survived) So if you choose to practice in MOM's Yard, you are a failed survivalist prior to conceiving of your scenario. This might not be a laughing matter within my household?
     
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  7. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Well at least I got a delicious pie out of the deal. RIP.

    Hopefully I'll get $75 Amazon bucks too. :D
     
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  8. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    No, But I'll make you one of Uncle Sam's Special Sandwiches!!!!!!
     
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  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [LMAO]

    I will ban you from this thread for three days.... pass me a piece of M118LR's mothers apple pie.....or else. :lol:
     
  10. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Does that mean that you don't want another bite of Uncle Sam's Special Sandwiches?
    The shingle is the same, but it ain't chipped beef that Uncle Sam's Spreading.
    SOS.
     
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  11. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    She is baking it as we speak. What a doll. :D
     
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  12. M118LR

    M118LR Caution: Does not play well with others.

    Best Woman I've ever meet. Bar None. JMHO. Perhaps that of COMNAVKITCHENSINK also, but its debatable.
     
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  13. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I had 12 years of USA special sandwiches....pass. ;)
     
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  14. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Sorry to burst your balloon but-
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    we had 3- 2nd places, ugh!

    So time to discuss content of living in a tree. I have heard all sorts of bug out plans, living in a tree may be do-able.
     
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  15. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    While living in a tree may have advantages - and a down side, I would think living down at the river in a van would be a better choice.

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  16. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    All clowning aside, I like the idea of having my most important "$hi+" high and dry. Very improbable that it would ever get looted. Just to repeat my plan is a portable or most likely disposable shelter. High in a Fir where it's virtually impossible to see.
    There's really no major issues I foresee:D
     
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  17. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    There is a pretty good case for caching up a tree. But regardless of your planning, living up there for more than a day or two is a non-starter, no matter how well you think you have all the problems with permanency solved.
     
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  18. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    ^Well I strongly disagree. :D
     
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  20. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Bottom line is I'm very confident this would work with a few minor hurdles. I've been climbing, rigging and in general problem solving for quite a number of years. End of thread. Good times. Thanks for all the feedback. :D
     
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