No lies here ---

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Nov 6, 2018.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Cheerfully and shamelessly stolen from another site.
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    Three things that don't lie.

    1) small children.
    2) drunks .
    3) yoga pants.
     
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  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Got That Right! LOL
    Gotta love all three of um!
    As long as
    1) the kid can keep a secret ( like he knows I got his mom something nice)
    2) Drunks, as long as they are not mean drunks!
    3) Yoga Pants, as long as they are weight appropriate!
     
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  3. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Dogs don't lie. Dogs can hate, make book on that. But lie? I don't think so.
     
  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    The mirror doesn't lie nor the bathroom scale nor your hair brush . Clothes don't lie , though we blame the washing machine .
    the oil dip stick in the car doesn't lie, nor does most machinery , though pressure gauges do from time to time.
    rarely does the gas gauge lie .
    Don't think animals can't be deceptive , it is a part of survival in many cases . Cats are notorious for it .
    Venus fly trap uses an aroma to lure a fly in and then when the trigger is tripped the fly is consumed . Lie deception and consumption. free phone gain vote and take away rights. ,ya that's about it.
     
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