Cheerfully and shamelessly stolen from another site. ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Three things that don't lie. 1) small children. 2) drunks . 3) yoga pants.
Got That Right! LOL Gotta love all three of um! As long as 1) the kid can keep a secret ( like he knows I got his mom something nice) 2) Drunks, as long as they are not mean drunks! 3) Yoga Pants, as long as they are weight appropriate!
The mirror doesn't lie nor the bathroom scale nor your hair brush . Clothes don't lie , though we blame the washing machine . the oil dip stick in the car doesn't lie, nor does most machinery , though pressure gauges do from time to time. rarely does the gas gauge lie . Don't think animals can't be deceptive , it is a part of survival in many cases . Cats are notorious for it . Venus fly trap uses an aroma to lure a fly in and then when the trigger is tripped the fly is consumed . Lie deception and consumption. free phone gain vote and take away rights. ,ya that's about it.