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Parking Ticket

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yoldering, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. Yoldering

    Yoldering Monkey+

    The other day, my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dumbass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Mary called him a moron. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we got on it and went home.
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    LOL ...... you are sooooooooooooooo Bad. ....lol
  3. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    Thats funny
  4. bgner

    bgner Monkey

    Good one!
  5. PAGUY

    PAGUY Monkey

    So your the no good, rotten, son of a ......man that was funny as can be.
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  7. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Now thaat's FUNNNEEEE!
  8. TheEconomist

    TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay Site Supporter+

    [respect] your elders!
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