I am totally confused nowadays! Not that it's any different than any other time, but there's just a LOT more happening than ever before! Maybe, someone can help me sort this mess out: If you beleive in one thing, you are considered to be towards the "left". If you believe in another thing, your are said to be towards the "right". Some say it's a "lberal" thing.... Some say it's a "conservative" thing... So,... Am I to the left, or to the right? OR,... Am I far to the "left", or am I far to the "right"? What then constitutes TOO FAR either way? Is that even a possibility, or do you just fall off the edge and have to start all over? Is there a "happy medium" or is a "middle of the road type" considered to be just politically insane? Then there's this: Am I a "Conservative" or am I a "Liberal"? Or,... Am I "liberally conservative", or am I "conservatively liberal"? I don't even want to know if there are any more variables, these alone have me so confused, I forgot if I was left or right handed! And,.... does that mean I am one or the other, depending on my dominant hand? What happens if I am "ambidextrous"? Does that make me a "radical"? Does this also lean into the eyesight as well? I mean I have a right dominant eye, so is that a clue as to what way's I think, vote, or what I eat? What if I have one eye that acts on it's own, sort of like "Marty Feldman's"? (No pun, as my left eye has some weird issues today!) So.... I am totally lost when it comes to what anyone is talking about when they say the "right" or "left", or any of a thousand different variables of the political arena! 3 ring Circus? Dog and Pony show? I won't even ask about those democran's or republicrats!!! HELP!!!!