Politically Incorrect....?

Discussion in 'Politics' started by dragonfly, Jul 31, 2009.


  1. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I am totally confused nowadays!
    Not that it's any different than any other time, but there's just a LOT more happening than ever before!

    Maybe, someone can help me sort this mess out:
    If you beleive in one thing, you are considered to be towards the "left".
    If you believe in another thing, your are said to be towards the "right".
    Some say it's a "lberal" thing....
    Some say it's a "conservative" thing...

    So,...
    Am I to the left, or to the right?
    OR,...
    Am I far to the "left", or am I far to the "right"?
    What then constitutes TOO FAR either way?
    Is that even a possibility, or do you just fall off the edge and have to start all over?
    Is there a "happy medium" or is a "middle of the road type" considered to be just politically insane?

    Then there's this:
    Am I a "Conservative" or am I a "Liberal"?
    Or,...
    Am I "liberally conservative", or am I "conservatively liberal"?
    I don't even want to know if there are any more variables, these alone have me so confused, I forgot if I was left or right handed!

    And,.... does that mean I am one or the other, depending on my dominant hand?
    What happens if I am "ambidextrous"?
    Does that make me a "radical"?
    Does this also lean into the eyesight as well?
    I mean I have a right dominant eye, so is that a clue as to what way's I think, vote, or what I eat?
    What if I have one eye that acts on it's own, sort of like "Marty Feldman's"?
    (No pun, as my left eye has some weird issues today!)
    So....
    I am totally lost when it comes to what anyone is talking about when they say the "right" or "left", or any of a thousand different variables of the political arena!
    3 ring Circus?
    Dog and Pony show?
    I won't even ask about those democran's or republicrats!!!
    HELP!!!!
     
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Dragonfly,.... lol..... just go ahead and take your meds. It will be okay in a half hour or so after you do. You probably shouldn't post on the internet, drive your car, go out in public or talk to strangers until you do those meds. Have a nice day..... lolseesaw
     
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Personally I hangout on the "z " axis! Its quieter and cooler up here.
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    I ain't touching that one.

    DF, do you feel more than normally confused? Worried about the State of the Union? Swine flu? Flagging economy? Excessive national/state/county/town/personal debt? BATFE and DHS? MZBs? Railroad flatcars full of M-60s? Ammo and fresh veggie shortages? Another Katrina? Tangobots running wild? :D Old Ancestor single malt has not the answer, but a consult with him will fix you up so you won't give a s*** even if the plumbing is plugged. (Don't ask how I know, it was a LONG time ago, but I still made the seven hearts contract. :oops:)
     
  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    LOL!
    I feeling much better now!
    PROZAC: Breakfast of Champions?
     
  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    There have been times when I questioned my own sanity. Check out T3's "wierd stuff going on U-tube" and you will know that you are completely "sane".[ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
     
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