Prayers Needed.

Friday I have a major medical emergency. They said everyone that turns 50 goes through this procedure but I don't believe it. My doc has fingers the size of sausages. What if I like it?! Anyhow I'll never be the same I feel. I'll report in on Saturday. If I survive.

 

My guy has fingers the size of fence posts,
Bring something to bite down on at the appropriate time, Good Luck!!!

 

Praying.

 

Dear Jesus,

Please give us a cure for cancer and if possible, make it free and impossible for the main stream media to hide.

In Your name we pray...
Amen

ps
i turn 50 in less than a decade - so sooner would be better than later please.

 

You need to get a female doctor. I'll just leave it at that.

 

You folks think this is a joke!!! This is serious. I'm never going to be the same after Friday. What if I wake up and am craving a cigarette? Then what?

 

Just hope he doesn't have a med student visiting and wants to the student to give you a try.. A very pretty female student..

She never even called me after...

 

Our prayers are with you and hang in there.

 

^Oh haha. You think jokes are funny I suppose. How would you like it if a guy hammered your butthole? Let alone a PHD. This is an outrage!!!

 

Guess you'll have to change your name to Sweet Meat and move down to SanFag town.

 

Youngsters! Don't fret the small stuff. By the time Y'all actually reach social security retirement age it will become obvious what the coiled endoscope mounted on the wall is for.

 

And by the time you figure it out it begins to look like 10ft. of coiled fire hose.

 

It shall turn to a hole oops whole new outlook on life
Good luck and don't forget the lube

 

No food until tomorrow night. That's ok because I needed to lose 10 lbs anyway.

 

Just in case they still make you drink a gallon of instant stool remover 16 oz at a time, get a long straw. The further back in your mouth that you can get it, the easier it is to swallow. All the mix it with this and that solutions to attempt to make it palatable, trust me the straw is the best.

 

^With Ed Murray. Oops.

 

ugh hated mine... but they said... well... went without any meds...

they said some didn't need any... thought I didn't...

and that is when I found out I have diverticulitis... damn that hurt...

been thinkin on ways to fix diverticulitis since...

 

*sigh*
@melbo
@sec_monkey

I suppose now that we have 2 members who are openly LGTBBQ it's time we considered a sub-forum for them. Their long-term survival plans and sustainability needs will be different from some of ours.

@Witch Doctor 01 - You're an over-educated dude....do you know any bio-chemists who could give us advice on how to homebrew estrogen from household materials or common plants? At 50, Meat will have major and immediate health shock problems when SHTF and (s)he runs out of boob-growing fertilizer.

It may also be wise to identify any swamps where Cattails grow as I'm psure there is a way to make tampons out of them.

@Bear Can probably give you a plan on how to smith a bra from your old and never to be used again tools...
@kellory Could have made them cheaper for you...with clothes hangers.