Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Apr 23, 2020.

  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Wifee brought back boba tea for the monkey and me. It is from the little monkey’s favorite place. Black milk tea with brown sugar jelly and coffee jelly.

    So I shove a straw in and said, I think I put the straw in the critter’s mouth. Monkey said that’s not the mouth. The mouth is here.

    Then she said you stuck it in its bottom. I cracked up so hard. And since the TV series, Psych, is one of there all time favorites, I had to do a quote from it. “Suck it, son!” And we cracked up again. The joys of staying home...
  2. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    So you really don't know the head from the...derrière ;)

    Sorry...don't get to use that in context often.
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  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Dang... Can't tell of that sucks or blows...
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  4. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    I figured the whole round thing was a face.
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  5. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    It's a penguin…
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  6. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    so obvious...... :D
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