Shoe tying with no loose ends

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Ganado, May 19, 2015.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  2. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Dang ,, And I thought Bra's were hard in the 60's
  3. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    I'm a-gonna do that to my grandson's boots while he's asleep...
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  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Lol @uncle Morgan
  5. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Now that is / and will be a great funny
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    About as much fun as tying his shoes together while he sleeps.:rolleyes:
  7. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I like peeling bananas and (occasionally) people.

    Life can be difficult at times.

    I decided to try out that Ukraine lacing, so I grabbed a shoe and started taking out the shoe string,

    SURPRISE!! My shoe only had four holes in it for the laces.

    Now, I know this is going to sound strange, but I never noticed that before, probably because I never tie my shoelaces. Ever.

    When people say "Hey, your shoelaces are untied," I just say, "I know. It's a fashion statement." Which it is, in a way. At some point a few years ago I decided to simply stop doing some things I didn't like to do, and tying shoes was one of them. The damn things just wouldn't stay tied, so I stopped tying them.

    Anyway, like I said--only four holes for the shoe laces.

    So I tried the Ukraine lacing anyway.

    Well, flap me with a pan-fried pancake, bros--it works perfectly.

    I don't know who was the most surprised, me or my other personalities.
  8. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I went in a shoe store & picked up some new Reebok's and will re-lace them just for this ..
    Kicked off the old farmer boots from 12c this am to 79f this afternoon in Arlington , 300miles is a different weather
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