Sick of bad news so here is some good news!!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Thunder5Ranch, Nov 6, 2017.


  1. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

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    Thunder5Ranch, Nov 6, 2017
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  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Rotflmao! Thats awesome! What does it say on the back side??? And it wasn't in my pants?!?!?!
     
    Ura-Ki, Nov 6, 2017
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  3. Sgt Nambu

    Sgt Nambu RIP 4/19/2018

    Those of us who pray for a BM salute you!
     
    Sgt Nambu, Nov 6, 2017
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  4. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Mebbe that's the participation trophy if you attended the AntiFa Day of Rage or just stayed home and slept through it.
     
    3M-TA3, Nov 6, 2017
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    If you are needy that way, I suggest DiGiorno microwave pizza. Nearly as effective as colonoscopy prep.
     
    ghrit, Nov 6, 2017
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  6. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    I coulda used that shirt today. That's all I'll say about that....... :sick:
     
    Seawolf1090, Nov 6, 2017
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  7. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    @3M-TA3 you should post up that baby onesie from "that other place" we hang out!
     
    Ura-Ki, Nov 6, 2017
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  8. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    For me it is anything Applebees don't know what it is about that hash shack but the last 5 miles of the 30 mile trip home is not pleasant! State cop caught me down in the ditch with a role of TP 2 miles short of the house. Yelled down "Sir you can't do that down there........" I yelled back Applebees!" He yelled back "Carry on sir!" and left. True Story :) And for the record after the 3rd time I have never set foot in that joint again.
     
    Thunder5Ranch, Nov 6, 2017
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  9. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    I have found the stoffers vegetarian lasagna that is supplied to institutions WILL clean you out! I never touch the stuff.. Matter of fact, that has provided proof that anything labeled vegetarian is not good for a man, IMHO..
     
    Dont, Nov 6, 2017
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Can't even remember where it was - feel free to post if you find it. Half the stuff I post over there comes from here and vice-versa anyway.
     
    3M-TA3, Nov 6, 2017
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  11. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    I can't post images from my phone.
    It's in the humor thread!
     
    Ura-Ki, Nov 6, 2017
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  12. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    This the one?
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    3M-TA3, Nov 6, 2017
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  13. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Yup! I blow milk out a my nose every time I see that one! Lol
     
    Ura-Ki, Nov 7, 2017
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  14. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    benefiber anyone? [shtf]
     
    OldDude49, Nov 7, 2017
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