Situational awareness

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Hanzo, Sep 10, 2018.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    That's my Luck!
     
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  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    We has some Fall Black Bear Hunters here last week... It was just exaxtly like the picture above... These Yahoos would walk the roads & trails around here looking for one of the DOZEN Black Bears frquenting the area, They hunted both the morning and evening Hunts, and never even saw a Bear.... My neighbors and I see at least three bears a day just walking around... I told them to just bring a Chase Lounge a Cooler full of drinks, and a Sunshade, and setup on the North end of the “ Road that Airplanes land On” and be very quiet, and they will have a shot within a few hours... But NO, they had to walk around, and never even saw a bear... This isn’t Rocket Science here... there is NO FISH in the local creeks, so the bears are supper hungry, and moving a lot, looking for ANYTHING to eat... They are a nusense...
     
  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    My luck is walking into bushes and standing among 8 doe .
    And they are not even disturbed, cause it's not doe season.
     
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  5. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++


    The know it all smart hunter's never listen to the locals ,,,,,
     
  6. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    There's a season for does
     
  7. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    That looks like me in Colorado.
     
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  8. I'd like to know what they are both looking at.
     
  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    An empty field with no Deer,,,,,,:ROFLMAO:
     
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  10. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    A Frugal Super Secret Squirrel, burying his nuts for the winter.
     
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  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Could be worse... With my luck I would walk into bushes and be standing in Poison Ivy....
     
  12. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    ...and only realize it after you get done with your tinkle.
     
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  13. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    That could be another thread, Not the tinkle part but Poison Ivy and related plants and more importantly, The prevention and cure!
     
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  14. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    When I was a kid I remember several times returning to camp after a hunt to find deer tracks made while we were gone. I always wondered why we just didn't hang out and wait for the deer to come to us.
     
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  15. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    My luck, walk into a Full on Elk wallow full up with Bulls and it's deer season! Or the other way around, every deer in the state in a meadow and it's Elk season!
     
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  16. GrayGhost

    GrayGhost Monkey+++

    Is that a statement or question?

    If you only have a tag for an antler-less deer then yes, there is a season for does...for you, anyway.
     
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  17. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    It's a question
     
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  18. Bishop

    Bishop Monkey+++

    I thought it was always doe season.
     
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  19. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I thought dough season was job hunting .
     
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  20. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    Season's is what you put on it when you're cooking it,,,,,
     
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