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Texas Air Traffic Control

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Sep 30, 2006.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    <tt><tt>Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway
    9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
    runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway
    9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.-
    -Allah is Great !!"

    Pause: Static.............

    Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
    OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A Collision Course !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah hey'
    for us -- ya hear?</tt></tt></pre>
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    OSB :D
     
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    [tng2]
    That was funny
     
  6. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I don't care who ya are. That was funny. :D
     
  7. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    OSB Bye Bye
     
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