Folks have been asking for another chance at this and it's now been about a year and a half since the last Apocalimericks adventure. It's fun stuff, so here we go again. Sharpen your pencil and polish up your poetic devices. If you do well, we reward you handsomely with Safecastle gift certificates! Learn more here: Survival Gear Outfitter For Emergency & Crisis Preparedness - Safecastle Please do not post your entries here in this thread. To be considered for a prize, your entry must be emailed to us, be completely original, and not previously posted or published.