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The Cow's Tail...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"

    "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

    We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

    "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"

    "I don't remember much after that"

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


    Silly man
  3. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

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