The Dying Priest

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Aug 22, 2013.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully
    served

    the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come
    near.

    "Yes, Father?" said the nurse.

    "I would really like to see President Obama and Hillary Clinton
    before I die," whispered the priest.

    "I'll see what I can do, Father." replied the nurse.

    The nurse sent the request to the White house and waited for a response.
    Soon the

    word arrived; Obama and Clinton would be delighted to
    visit the priest.

    As they went to the hospital, Hillary commented to Obama, "I don't
    know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help
    our images and might even get me elected President. After all, I'm IN
    IT TO WIN IT."

    Obama agreed it was a good thing.

    When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama’s hand in
    his right hand and Hillary's hand in his left. There was silence and a
    look of serenity on the old priest's face.

    Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could
    have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

    The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life
    After our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

    "Amen," said Obama. "Amen," said Hillary.

    The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves. I
    would like to do the same."


     
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  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    two lying thieves, .... and much much worse !!!
     
  3. DarkLight

    DarkLight I self identify as a Blackhawk Attack Helicopter! Site Supporter

    What do you want to bet that one of them then smothered him with his own pillow while the other went through is pockets?
     
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