The worlds shortest Fairy Tail

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by BigUglyOne, Mar 20, 2006.


  1. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said "NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and rode his motorcycle a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.


    The End.
     
  2. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    [applaud] [LMAO] [touchdown] b::
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: [bow]
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Once upon a time,
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    in a land far away,
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    a beautiful, independent,
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    self-assured princess
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    happened upon a frog as she sat,
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    contemplating ecological issues
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    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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    and said: Elegant Lady,
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    I was once a handsome prince,
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    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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    One kiss from you, however,
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    and I will turn back
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    into the dapper, young prince that I am
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    and then, my sweet, we can marry
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    and set up housekeeping in your castle
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    with my mother,
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    where you can prepare my meals,
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    clean my clothes, bear my children,
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    and forever
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    feel grateful and happy doing so.
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    That night,
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    as the princess dined sumptuously
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    on lightly sauteed frog legs
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    seasoned in a white wine
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    and onion cream sauce,
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    she chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't f***ing think so.





    [angel] :D
     
  8. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    [LMAO] :D
     
  9. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [winkthumb] She's destined to be queen one day, ya' know!
     
  10. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  11. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Best story I've heard in a long time, brings a tear to my eye :cry:
     
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    My life in a single sentence. Not bad for an old ph :D art. [boozingbuddies] [peep]
     
  13. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I envy you Ghrit :lol:
     
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