The zombies will eat all the dentists first.

Discussion in 'Survival Medicine' started by UncleMorgan, May 6, 2019.

  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    That stands as a self-evident truth because that's how Murphy's Law works. It's a three-part process.

    First the zombies rise. Then they eat the dentists. Then you get a screaming toothache, and have to shoot it out of your head,

    Life R Cruel.

    On the other hand...

    Study of 'No Drill' Dentistry Shows Fillings Aren't Needed in Many Cases

    Look carefully at line 29. Catch that reference to cavities healing up all by themselves?

    Most dentists don't want you to know that.

    It turns out that there is an enzyme in human saliva that repairs tooth enamel.

    Care to guess what prevents it from working?

    Tooth paste.

    It coats the enamel with a long-lasting film that decay-causing bacteria can thrive under, and which blocks the enzyme completely.

    Healing stops. Decay continues.

    The most effective strategy to prevent tooth decay is 1) eliminate all refined sugars from your diet, and 2) brush you teeth with plain unscented non-antimicrobial soap.

    Then rinse your mouth twice.

    Your saliva can then start fixing up your teeth. You'll be able to tell because your teeth will (literally) be squeaky clean.

    If you use toothpaste. it will take seven rinsings to get the residue off your teeth.

    Which mostly doesn't happen.

    Plain soap does not taste bad. It has a neutral taste. Add a lot of cheap perfume and biocides, and it tastes terrible.

    Try soap for a month. You'll probably never go back to toothpaste.

    Plain soap, by the way, does not contain any added toxic waste. That is, it has no added fluoride compounds--specifically. All fluoride compounds are neurotoxic and the stuff in toothpaste can kill small children.

    Check the recommendations of the American Dental Association concerning fluoride toothpaste and small children, if you doubt me on that.

    The original toxic waste added to water was the "black liqueur" from paper factories. It was loaded with fluoride. The stuff was so hellishly toxic that disposing of it legally was costing the paper industry millions.

    So they bought a few politicians, and convinced us to drink it instead.


    But I digress...

    Try soap for a month. You'll never go back to deathpaste.

    Err...I mean toothpaste.
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  2. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey++

    I have used soap for years. So let the zombies come because I've got a copy of "Where There Is No Dentist" and tools.
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  3. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    I was having a good morning until you mentioned dentist !
  4. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Why not just use baking soda ?
  5. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey++

    When I need some grit I do use baking soda, salt is good too.
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  6. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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  7. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Powdered charcoal is so much more fun though!:D
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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I have charcoal in my toothpaste
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  9. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    I just use straight charcoal every once in a while, great for cleaning teeth “and” freaking out half-asleep husbands!
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  10. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    I just chew on sassafras twigs 2-3 times a day and have no fillings, cavities or hillbilly tooth funk :) Like...............
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  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    OMG! I do not need to see that! LOL
  12. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Sorry it can't be unseen :)
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  13. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Had to stare at it for a couple of minutes in order to figure out what it was.
    Unfortunately I was eating lunch at the time.
    Now I am on a diet.
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  14. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Glad I could help with the diet ;)
  15. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Well if all the zombies teeth fall out,How da gonna eat you? Gum you to death?
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  16. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Brains iz soft ----
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  17. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    Has anyone ever noticed in zombie movies, they never actully show them going for brains... they always seem to want your spleen and belly button lint.......
  18. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    The only thing I notice about Zombies, is that they move very slowly... and they burn real well... Want to do in the Zombies..... Molotov's are the cheap and easy answer to this issue...
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  19. runswithdogs

    runswithdogs Monkey+++

    You obviously never watched “world war Z”
  20. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    No kidding those things can book!
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