Trump VS Biden

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Meat, May 2, 2020.


  1. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Donny has been accused of sexual assault.
    Joey same.
    Donny is old and white. (Some say orange)
    Joey same.
    Donny can’t always speak coherently.
    Joey same.
    Donny once ate Corn Pops for lunch.
    Joey same.
    Donny isn’t a good fibber.
    Joey might be worse.
    Donny shouldn’t be left alone with your precious daughters.
    Joey same times ten.
    Donny has that “stamina, stamina.”
    Joey has the beginning stages of Dementia.
    I’ll add others later. Just helping SM members make a sound decision in November. :D
     
  2. BlueDuck

    BlueDuck Monkey+++

    You didn't notice they are going in different directions. That might be the most important part.
     
  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey

    Tough decision!
     
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  4. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    I may have noticed but could you clarify please? :D
     
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  5. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Donny is an outsider.
    Joey is opposite.
    Donny’s wife is a 9 out of 10.
    Joey’s wife beats up protesters.
    Donny is arguably the most famous man in the world.
    Joey let kids rub his hair as a lifeguard. Still talks about it. Eww!!!
     
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  6. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Donnie - billionaire Capitalist (with a lot of help from the taxpayers)
    Joey - Depp State grafter and has lived in the Taxpayers dime for his full adult life.

    One is a professional politician
    One is not a lawyer.....

    This years election is going to be epic. Can't wait for the non-debates.
     
  7. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    The debates. Omg. I can’t wait either. Trump: “I have a special guest folks. Joe you might know her!”

    Joe: “Hell thats nothin. Corn Pop Jr, Froot Loop raise your hand!”
     
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  8. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Joey can do a push-up.
    Donny does Melania.
    Donny is hilarious.
    Joey can do a push-up.
     
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  9. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Joe "Believe all survivors" suddenly became interested in presumption of innocence and due process.

    The difference, the Don was a sleazy business man and appears to prefer over 18, biden was already a senator who's only preference appears to be anything old enough to grow breasts, most of the time.
     
  10. Illini Warrior

    Illini Warrior Illini Warrior

    I'm doubting that Biden will actually be the 2020 DNC candidate >>> not toooo worried about what the DNC can do ...

    Biden Feared.

    Biden Pedo.

    Biden Obammy.

    Biden Invasion.
     
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  11. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    If I’m Joey I say “Fire up a polygraph machine on the double. Reserve enough time for both of us.” Yeah yeah, what about Donny and his lady problems? I already know why Donny hasn’t thought of this. Duh.
     
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  12. BlueDuck

    BlueDuck Monkey+++

    Maybe you do want socialism, the green new deal and give up your guns. Its a free country... so far. Choose wisely.
     
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  13. apache235

    apache235 Monkey+++

    We haven’t been a free country since W. Wilson
     
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  14. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    For me it is just another hold yer nose and vote election with no real leadership on the ticket.
     
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  15. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Not that I agreed with everything they stood for but it seemed to me like Buttgieg and Gabbard were leaders, not chumps. Joey is just an old fool. Donny at least makes bold decisions albeit not always the best ones.
     
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  16. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    Joey hugged Hillary awkwardly for 15 seconds once as she tried to get away.
    Donny touches Ivanka awkwardly.
    Donny is on Aderrall.
    Joey same.
    Joey answers every tough question with “Look.”
    Donny answers with “Fake News!”
    Joey wants your guns.
    Donny wants your hot old lady but you keep all of your guns.
    Donny spray tans.
    Joey injects Botox.
    Joey wears an adult diaper.
    Donny Tweets on the crapper.
     
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  17. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Overall I think Gabbard was the best option in the field and actually agreed with her on more issues than not. She is a Centrist/Moderate and I believe would have been a very good President. All I see with Trump is a very mentally ILL man that at best turned the swamp into a sewage lagoon. With Biden it is painfully obvious that the lights are on but he ain't always home.
     
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  18. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Hey now Trump touched Bill awkwardly but Bill seemed to enjoy it.

    MAC38_TRUMPCLINTON_POST.
     
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  19. Tempstar

    Tempstar Monkey+++

    Overall I think Gabbard was the best option in the field and actually agreed with her on more issues than not. She is a Centrist/Moderate and I believe would have been a very good President. All I see with Trump is a very mentally ILL man that at best turned the swamp into a sewage lagoon. With Biden it is painfully obvious that the lights are on but he ain't always home.

    I voted for Gabbard, since they let republicans vote in the Democratic primary.
    Met Trump once in Charlotte in the 90's. Smart guy, takes no shit, quick to give his opinion. Mentally Ill? Nahhh. Playing games with the politicians, Yep. He knows what he is doing. Every time the politicians go off on some tangent, he gets another trade deal or some legislature passed while they are occupied. He's playing them like a violin. I just hope I'm right and the real swamp draining comes after his re-election.
     
  20. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    I have suspected for a long time bill doesn't have any preference when it comes to people touching his weiner.
     
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