What syndrome?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 26, 2018.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
    Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

    One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

    The other student says:
    "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

    Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him. And one of the students said to him,


    "We're medical students and couldn't help But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.. Could you tell us what it is?"
    The old man said,
    “I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think.”


    The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

    The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
    The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."



    So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
    he old man said,
    “Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!”
     
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    @ghrit do we need to send you some adult diapers?
     
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  3. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    [ROFL]I thought I knew the answer , but I was wrong. [ROFL]
     
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  4. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Just make sure they are new, not used like you prefer ----:whistle:


    [finger]
     
  5. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    And now everyone knows why some of us wear two pairs of socks :)
     
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  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    The Korean War, in which the Marine Corps fought and won some of its most brutal battles, was not without its gallows humor.

    During one such conflict a ROK ( Republic of Korea ) commander, whose unit was fighting along with the Marines, called legendary Marine, General Chesty Puller, to report a major Chinese attack in his sector. “How many Chinese are attacking you?” asked Puller.

    “Many, many Chinese!” replied the excited Korean officer. General Puller
    asked for another count and got the same answer “Many, many, many Chinese!”

    “X*#d*mmit!” swore Puller, “Put my Marine liaison officer on the radio.”

    In a minute, an American voice came over the air: “Yes sir?”

    “Lieutenant,” growled Chesty, “exactly how many Chinese you got up there?”

    “General, we got a whole shitload of Chinese up here!”

    “Thank God.” exclaimed Puller, “At least there’s someone up there who knows how to count.
     
  7. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Wasn't it Chesty Puller that also said "Were surrounded, Good, they have us exactly where we want them!" LOL
     
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  8. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    yep

    [salute][USMC]
     
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  9. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    [​IMG]

    SSGT Reckless suffered from Fearless/Reckless horse syndrome after her [USMC] training [winkthumb]

    her surviving offspring were named Fearless, Dauntless, n uv cuz Chesty

    Semper Fi [flag]
     
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