Why Men Prefer Guns..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, May 27, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Why men like guns over women:

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22
    .
    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN











    hummmphhh..
     
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [applaud] b:: :lol:
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [bestpost]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Trying to tell me something , ghost??? [angel]



    and where in the hell have you been???
     
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

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