Yellow really offends me

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Sep 28, 2006.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I saw a man wearing a yellow suit on television last night. Yellow, for christ's sake! That pissed me off beyond belief. I think there should be a law passed against wearing yellow suits. There are enough real problems in the world to not have to worry about someone wearing yellow. There are starving children somewhere out there with drunk drivers chasing them and terrorists hiding behind the bushes at every single airport and someone has the gall to wear a yellow suit on television.
    Does mexica manufacture anything except for those silly hats, clay pots, and illegal drugs? I'll bet they make yellow suits too. It was probably some illegal alien wearing that yellow suit. I thought it was a golfer at first but he had on a little pill-box hat (it was yellow too!).
    my meds are kicking in...I'm better now...:eek:
     
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Jim Marcotte says he's pissed because you can't smoke on airplanes but they will sit you next to a really fat woman and you you can't breath anyway and this wrong and there should be a law against it. The Coast Guard recently had to re-evaluate load limits on pleasure boats because of a fatality where a boat capsized that was rated for 12 passengers but only had 9 fat passengers on board but the aggregate weight grossly exceeded the average used to determine load ratings. Apparently fat people need specific laws. If we are to become a nation of laws, there should be no exceptions or grey areas. You can't wear yellow suits or ride in a boat or plane if you're fat. This way, we can send in the swat teams and take those lard-assed yellow-suited perps out!
     
  3. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    We have three grossly obese women here at work, who are always together.
    I'm 6'4" and about 330 lbs. Each of these women out-weighs me! :eek:

    I was on the elevator once, and the "Three Galleons", as I think of them, wallowed on board. I immediately stepped off . . .
    I wasn't about to test the load limits to that extreme. ;)
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    I have a friend from some years ago that used to love travel up until his wife (an aircraft two seat sized lady) cost him extra.
     
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    They probably would have let her ride for free if she had been wearing yellow.
    (it's nice to be of an age and temperment to be able to indulge and enjoy one's eccentricities)
     
  6. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Or was black. Because we can't discrimnate. That being said...airplane seats can be on the small side in coach.
     
  7. Panhead

    Panhead On the Loose Founding Member

    Id make the Fat ass buy two seats, wanna eat large? then fly large with two tickets.
     
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