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You might be a Jedi Redneck if....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 23, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with ya'll".

    - Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

    - You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    - You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Lite.

    - You have ever used the Force to get yourself another Bud Lite so you won't miss any of the game.

    - You ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

    - At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

    - You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

    - You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

    - The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

    - Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    - You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

    - Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."

    - You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

    - You have the doors to your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    - Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    - You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    - You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

    - You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Thanks CRC! A little mid morning laughter at the stop light...

    PS, I'm staring at a bumper sticker that reads,

    "I don't give a Damn
    how you do it up North"
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    ...
    darksidecookie_126.
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    My friend Christi has one that says " [hrt] New York? Take a left on I-95 and head North"...

    :lol: :lol:
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Galactus??


    [​IMG]
     
  7. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    ...
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yes, cookies..and I make the absolute best Key Lime w/white chocolate chip cookies , ever.... 8)
     
  9. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Lime chip cookies?
     
  10. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D
    monkey_business_110.
     
  11. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    ...
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    At least you smiled...I'm crossing the others off my Christmas list and you get cookies, Quigley.. ;)




    actually, the recipe went in a cookbook recently..they really are good..
     
  13. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Quig's the only one on your Christmas cookie list?
    If I'd had a feeling left, you'd have hurt it. :lol:
     
  14. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ok..you're on the list too....


    Quigley - check
    GhostRider - check
    Tracy - check


    ;)
     
  15. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Hey I am the biggest on here and I don't get cookies!!! That sucks *pout*
     
  16. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ok..I'll start a thread just for Christmas cookies..I'm telling you.these things are great...got the recipe from a friend in Key West..and they are awesome...

    Magnus- check
     
  17. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Great jedi redneck joke :lol: [ROFL] :D
     
  18. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  19. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Oh, woe, woe is me, poor ol' me. Won't you add a poor, scrawny old man with a chocolate chip addiction to the list? I'll grovel for inclusion if I last to Xmas without sustenance --
     
  20. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    You poor , poor man....of course you make the list....Heck , if I can help bake 380 to send to Baghdad, I can make some for here....Now..my specialty is Key Lime w/white chocolate chips..but I make one hell of a chocolate chip cookie too.......so you have to be cookie specific.......


    and if you can't make it 'till Christmas...let me know..there are always emergency rations.. ;) :lol:
     
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