You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with ya'll". - Your Jedi robe is camouflage. - You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts. - You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Lite. - You have ever used the Force to get yourself another Bud Lite so you won't miss any of the game. - You ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle." - At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored. - You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. - You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard. - The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters. - Wookies are offended by your B.O. - You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. - Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot." - You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder. - You have the doors to your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. - Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had pretty good handle on how to treat his women. - You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. - You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. - You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.