You might be a Jedi Redneck if....

You ever heard the phrase, "May the Force be with ya'll".

- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

- You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Lite.

- You have ever used the Force to get yourself another Bud Lite so you won't miss any of the game.

- You ever heard "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."

- At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

- You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

- Wookies are offended by your B.O.

- You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

- Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side...it'll be a hoot."

- You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

- You have the doors to your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought Jabba the Hutt had pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

- You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.

- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

 

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My friend Christi has one that says " New York? Take a left on I-95 and head North"...

 

Galactus??

 

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Yes, cookies..and I make the absolute best Key Lime w/white chocolate chip cookies , ever.... 8)

 

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At least you smiled...I'm crossing the others off my Christmas list and you get cookies, Quigley..




actually, the recipe went in a cookbook recently..they really are good..

 

Quig's the only one on your Christmas cookie list?
If I'd had a feeling left, you'd have hurt it.

 

ok..you're on the list too....


Quigley - check
GhostRider - check
Tracy - check

 

Hey I am the biggest on here and I don't get cookies!!! That sucks *pout*

 

ok..I'll start a thread just for Christmas cookies..I'm telling you.these things are great...got the recipe from a friend in Key West..and they are awesome...

Magnus- check

 

Great jedi redneck joke

 

You poor , poor man....of course you make the list....Heck , if I can help bake 380 to send to Baghdad, I can make some for here....Now..my specialty is Key Lime w/white chocolate chips..but I make one hell of a chocolate chip cookie too.......so you have to be cookie specific.......


and if you can't make it 'till Christmas...let me know..there are always emergency rations..